Ethan J. Antonucci

Editor-In-Chief

 
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1. I'd read people's thoughts.


2. My Grandfather (either one) and Angelina Jolie.


3. Fly around the galaxy.  Come back.  Solve global warming.  Have great sex.  Start a commune in the mountains.


4. Yes.  I'd love a month without having to think about what to wear.


5. “Siddhartha” - I'd be Siddhartha.  Who doesn’t want to be the father of Buddhism?


6. Walking.  Driving causes headaches.  Anyone want to buy a Ford Focus?

Ryan Wilson

Managing Editor

 

1.  To stop time.


2.  My mom and Elliott Gould.


3. A celebration in my honor involving Neko Case in such a way that I wouldn't get in too much trouble.

 

4. Yes.  Nude frisbee alone would make it worth while.  Also, I would imagine it would be difficult to lie.


5.  “Love Is a Dog from Hell” - A young writer Chinaski humors and gets drunk with, then later makes fun of (semi-lovingly).


6.  L.A. natives.

Madeleine Witenberg

Co-Editor

 

1.  To fly.


2.  My fourth grade teacher and the person that resulted after I melded the other black boot editors into one person.


3.  Frolicking in the clouds with my little sister.


4.  Yes, unless it was located in a very sunny place ... I burn easily.


  1. 5.“Matilda”- I’d make myself young again and then I would become Matilda’s best friend.


6. If you look hard enough, you’ll find what you are looking for.

Brian Antonucci

Correspondent

 

1. I would have the power to control time (ie. fast forward, reverse,

pause, TIME TRAVEL).


2. Jack White and Cosmo Kramer.


3. I urinate spastically off the Pope's balcony onto the church-goers

for no particular reason.


4. No. Reasons: fur burgers and crooked dicks.


5. “Hammer of the Gods” - Character: Jimmy Page.


6. The exceptional quality of Taco Bell in the Los Angeles area.

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John Maurer

Co-Editor

1. If power corrupts, then superpower must really fuck you up.


2. Perfection might overstate things a little, but I would expect good things from Jeeves and Bertie Wooster.


3. Hieronymous Bosch's "The Extraction of the Stone of Madness." I sweat through that dream every night. (And the stone's still there, I'm afraid.)


4. I rarely even undress my mind in public let alone my midriff et al . I'm still just getting used to the idea of wearing sandals at the beach.


5. Kafka's "Metamorphosis". Another human-turned-roach that befriends Gregor Samsa and kindly removes the apple from his back.


6. It's pretty darn close to Hawaii, relatively speaking.