Ethan J. Antonucci
Editor-In-Chief

Ethan J. Antonucci
Editor-In-Chief

1. I'd read people's thoughts.
2. My Grandfather (either one) and Angelina Jolie.
3. Fly around the galaxy. Come back. Solve global warming. Have great sex. Start a commune in the mountains.
4. Yes. I'd love a month without having to think about what to wear.
5. “Siddhartha” - I'd be Siddhartha. Who doesn’t want to be the father of Buddhism?
6. Walking. Driving causes headaches. Anyone want to buy a Ford Focus?
Ryan Wilson
Managing Editor

1. To stop time.
2. My mom and Elliott Gould.
3. A celebration in my honor involving Neko Case in such a way that I wouldn't get in too much trouble.
4. Yes. Nude frisbee alone would make it worth while. Also, I would imagine it would be difficult to lie.
5. “Love Is a Dog from Hell” - A young writer Chinaski humors and gets drunk with, then later makes fun of (semi-lovingly).
6. L.A. natives.
Madeleine Witenberg
Co-Editor

1. To fly.
2. My fourth grade teacher and the person that resulted after I melded the other black boot editors into one person.
3. Frolicking in the clouds with my little sister.
4. Yes, unless it was located in a very sunny place ... I burn easily.
5.“Matilda”- I’d make myself young again and then I would become Matilda’s best friend.
6. If you look hard enough, you’ll find what you are looking for.
Brian Antonucci
Correspondent

1. I would have the power to control time (ie. fast forward, reverse,
pause, TIME TRAVEL).
2. Jack White and Cosmo Kramer.
3. I urinate spastically off the Pope's balcony onto the church-goers
for no particular reason.
4. No. Reasons: fur burgers and crooked dicks.
5. “Hammer of the Gods” - Character: Jimmy Page.
6. The exceptional quality of Taco Bell in the Los Angeles area.
John Maurer
Co-Editor
1. If power corrupts, then superpower must really fuck you up.
2. Perfection might overstate things a little, but I would expect good things from Jeeves and Bertie Wooster.
3. Hieronymous Bosch's "The Extraction of the Stone of Madness." I sweat through that dream every night. (And the stone's still there, I'm afraid.)
4. I rarely even undress my mind in public let alone my midriff et al . I'm still just getting used to the idea of wearing sandals at the beach.
5. Kafka's "Metamorphosis". Another human-turned-roach that befriends Gregor Samsa and kindly removes the apple from his back.
6. It's pretty darn close to Hawaii, relatively speaking.