Ethan J. Antonucci

Editor-In-Chief

1. I'd read people's thoughts.

2. My Grandfather (either one) and Angelina Jolie.

3. Fly around the galaxy.  Come back.  Solve global warming.  Have great sex.  Start a commune in the mountains.

4. Yes.  I'd love a month without having to think about what to wear.

5. “Siddhartha” - I'd be Siddhartha.  Who doesn’t want to be the father of Buddhism?

6. Walking.  Driving causes headaches.  Anyone want to buy a Ford Focus?

Ryan Wilson

Stories Editor

1.  To stop time.

2.  My mom and Elliott Gould.

3. A celebration in my honor involving Neko Case in such a way that I wouldn't get in too much trouble.

4. Yes.  Nude frisbee alone would make it worth while.  Also, I would imagine it would be difficult to lie.

5.  “Love Is a Dog from Hell” - A young writer Chinaski humors and gets drunk with, then later makes fun of (semi-lovingly).

6.  L.A. natives.

John Maurer

Poetry Editor

1. If power corrupts, then superpower must really fuck you up.

2. Perfection might overstate things a little, but I would expect good things from Jeeves and Bertie Wooster.

3. Hieronymous Bosch's "The Extraction of the Stone of Madness." I sweat through that dream every night. (And the stone's still there, I'm afraid.)

4. I rarely even undress my mind in public let alone my midriff et al . I'm still just getting used to the idea of wearing sandals at the beach.

5. Kafka's "Metamorphosis". Another human-turned-roach that befriends Gregor Samsa and kindly removes the apple from his back.

6. It's pretty darn close to Hawaii, relatively speaking.